KarlUrbanIsMyCoPilot
KarlUrbanIsMyCoPilot
KarlUrbanIsMyCoPilot

Serious question: are liposuction clinics also mandated to be ambulatory surgical centers? Last I remember reading, something like 2/3 of all deaths during surgery in the USA happen during lipo.

People like McCarthy and Wahlberg don't date. They just couple, like grackles or salmon.

Ack!! I had a friend who was a total Health Nazi that I just recently had to defriend on FB cause I couldn't take it anymore! One time, my best friend was super sick and posted a picture of the mac & cheese that she was finally able to eat after a few days of having nothing but broth. This Health Nazi friend

How is a crookie any different than the deep fried oreos we've had a state fairs for ages?

Yeah, this is a serious issue. I really had to work on breaking this habit: I still slip up occasionally, but I'm nowhere near the spender I used to be. And I still watch Suze Orman obsessively just to keep myself on track.

This is kind of….. presumptuous. Jacked up to whose standards? Why do you presume these kids don't have black people in their lives? Furthermore, why do you think that their parents aren't fully capable of exposing them to cultural or other resources?

I'm pretty tired of the 'aww, gee, we're pretty great because we're canning and making and doing' BS. You know why people stopped doing that? Because it's really fucking time consuming and a pain in the ass. People need to stop thinking rural arts are something they have stumbled upon in their twee-ness and understand

Blasphemy. Butter makes it better.

Sara, you got #3 wrong.

Maybe it will help young women to realize that they should dress for their body shape.

No matter what Mariah wears, to me, she always looks like 10 lbs of sausage stuffed into a 5 lb casing.

I had to start and stop myself about 5 times before I could say "redneckognize" correctly.

Agreed. If I get married, and if I get my way, the only food will be cake, bacon, and varieties of mac and cheese. In my mom's backyard because that is my childhood happy place.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

Ooh, yes. Scones are wonderful too. Two sides of the same evil, carb-laden coin, really.

Pancakes are just a front for the true brains of the operation: biscuits.

I'm on Team Forever Alone and I don't think anything can change it. At least I have a lot of team for reading?

You do realize that you just totally made that assumption up, right?

HA. She should have gotten one cupcake for herself and made them watch while she ate it.