I DO THIS. I only eat yogurt with plastic spoons. I also only eat one flavor of yogurt. I have weird eating habits.

The whole 'oh no, it's because college is so expensive that people are forced to do this' argument a little flawed too. I mean, what do all the college-aged men and ugly women do?

Fisher's GPA was below the top 10% in the state and UT is so competitive that you need to be in the top 1o% to be guaranteed a spot. Part of her argument was that she was academically more qualified than minorities who got into the school, however, her GPA indicates that that's not true because it is low for the…

I can judge their culture accordingly.

On a rereading, HOLY fucking shit. How disingenuous. The vast majority of the blame of the extinction falls on the countries demanding the ivory and animal parts, and the vast majority of poaching are carried out by a small number of native Africans profiting off these animals. This is some pathetic, embarrassingly…

Oh, PUAs. You little, little fools. I've encountered many of you over the years, but my favorite by far is still the man I'll call Barney (for obvious reasons, and most you probably aren't dating a Barney, and I do not want to associate your lovely partners with this terrible person by using the same name).

What???? Why would a 13-17 year old even need a date to a wedding?

Wait. Since when are juries only 6 people? Did Twelve Angry men mislead me?

There is a Window Guard Law in NYC. New York City Housing Authority will install them free of charge if you don't have them. In this case, poverty is not an excuse, assuming that was the argument here anyway.

Your point is understood, but just setting a piece of cardboard in the gap (so that it can be "pushed aside" by a one-year-old)? Duct tape it! I'm not saying every parent needs a top of the line BabyScreen(TM), but put some freaking effort into making sure your child doesn't fall out a window. There are plenty of…

The abuser is going to take out their anger in any case.

As much as a fan can say they feel connected to someone and not be a total creep, I feel connected to Nigella. When I was a teenager learning how to cook, I always used her recipe books - they were the only recipes that ever worked for me no matter how much I messed them up, and she was refreshingly honest about the…

So, there are people who hate women so much, they're willing to blow themselves up over it. How does that make someone feel?

Thank God! Now we'll never have to hear another word about the Kardashians!

I love how this is Obama's fault and he's stalling. It's not your reps in Congress, it's not like you should be contacting them and holding their tails over some coals-nope, it's that durned Obama. Everyone's favourite disappointing boyfriend. He had such potential but dammit, he's just not what you thought he would…

So because he hasn't revered decades and decades of anti-gay legislation in 4 years, he's a homophobe now? Give me a break. They called Obama everything but a child of God over DADT and then when he did get it done, they still said he was a bigot because he took too long. I am so sick and tired of gay activists…

Oompa doompa doopity ducks!

Darren Criss is an adorable human being. Even though I quit watching Glee ages ago, he will always hold a special place in my heart because of the magic that is AVPM. And because I always got the feeling he was a genuinely nice person. He's one celebrity I'm glad to read nice press about, this was such a sweet story.…

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