hmmmm...it’ll come to you

- sent from my jitterbug II

ha ha! duly noted.

different emeritus but at least a.j. can handle it from his toilet

why not just throw the emeritus in there and we can go back to the collective we

but does she have a car named kitt?

so dumb. +1

over/under on the convection oven being used during the lifetime of home ownership: the number is 0.

sooo....no obstruction no contusion?

now i know...see you at the HR mixer later! 

i was more concerned about the aggressive balls to the lips move 

i’m not sure i read it quite that way. with the outstretched arms it’s almost a ‘i love you this much’ gesture, so there’s no telling how many days it’ll be.

scorpions....they are worse

como se dice meow meow!!

is that a persimmon racquet?

good lord

it’s a feature, not a bug

tevas?

that’s what she said?

gives whole new meaning to ‘foul ball’