frogs: how do they work??

sounds like these bow-legged assholes need to get their shit together

two questions:

her name was ‘seriously, don’t touch me’

they were doing bronuts in that field

if they were a state they’d be bro hampshire

if they were composers they would be brozart

but did she pop the ollie off of some hot bitch’s tits? i think not...

this is really good. +1

oh this is great

you are fucking RACIST, kareem!

they got the name on the back of the jersey wrong for the bud light patch on the front....

i’d like to propose a new program called ‘candidates without borders’ so they can all just get the fuck out. 

mute your tv so you don’t have to listen to reggie miller and listen to this instead

so i guess we can replace the ‘ken rosenthal throws a bunch of shit against the wall’ with rap

correct - because from the stands you can’t even see the starting gate. still weird as shit...

oh this is great!

i went to the track last year (late april) so i don’t know what changes have been made since then. but one thing struck me as really weird - on the turf (grass) races when the horses approach the final turn there’s a weird patch of actual ‘synthetic’ dirt they have to run through before they resume on the grass. i…

not exactly sure how she’s going to play the lead in ‘not without my baby going to usc’ now?

WHY CAN’T US!!!