Talk calmly and firmly to it

not to be a dick but she had me at heavy cream

i only understand powerpoint

this is fair. but holy crap is rent expensive there!

i’m just spitballing here but why would kd go to the knicks? asking for a friend...

sweet tank-top, bro

i can’t wait to have thanksgiving dinner with you +1

jesus

i just went to google translate and apparently ‘nick foles’ translates to ‘flaccid girth’ in locker roomese

he clearly toddled....i mean traveled

She said this was nothing more than young people wearing “a bunch of red, white and blue, supporting their president.

he meant to say hamborders

OH CHRIST IT STINKS

i just farted reading this

maybe he said ‘gettin, eh’?

He’s worked under all three Harbaugh coaches (Jack, John, Jim) over the course of his career.

try monoprice.com the next time you need a cable or adapter of any sort. bestbuy’s mark-up on cables and accessories is how they’re still in business

so this is like a pto walk?

pretty sure ajax cleans up real madrid

wait...it’s okay to call them queers?