I cannot imagine a cat putting up with that shit for one second.

For a while there, there was that “last gasp of fertility” thing where you get two periods a month.

We stopped 4 guys from taking a drunken colleague “upstairs for a drink” in a hotel lobby. I was like “where do you think you’re going? I know a gang bang when I see one. (colleagues name) get your ass over here” I barked it really loud, heads turned. And she was drunk off her ass and could hardly walk. So fucking…

Unless the bartender is in on it. We had a bartender in my city get arrested after he was forced to take his three year old to the hospital. His child had ingested, from his home fridge, water from a bottle in the fridge that was actually just a roofie-type substance the bartender/dad was offering, for a fee, to…

I was super lucky that my mom is kinda paranoid. Before I went off to college, a loooooong time ago she warned me about this very thing. Her other advice: don’t go upstairs, downstairs or anywhere alone with anyone at a Frat party/house party.

Nothing says “trust me alone in a strange place” like railing at a stranger.

I’m pretty sure this is what all the latin on my college diploma says when translated.

God only knows. If someone could have figured out how to fry a jello salad they've have made so much money.

The term salad was very open to interpretation back then.

not when I get to her house she won’t

I try to pay my bills with sexual favors but they all turn me down :(

It’s not just those more obvious, notoriously xenophobic countries either. Pretty much everywhere that’s been touched by Western colonization maintains degrees of internalized racism, even those with majority POC populations. Whenever I travel with white friends to brown and black countries, and they’re always…

“And I thought the racism was bad over here in the US...”

The only person involved in this mess i have any sympathy for is the poor three year old.

You should sue. I know a lawyer who works pro bono.

Hey, we haven’t elected Trump yet. You elected Italian Donald Trump - Silvio Burlusconi - multiple times.

Oh yeah, it’s brutal abroad.

The more you travel, the more you see that racism is much worse in most parts of the world. The US is a racial utopia compared to Japan, Korea, China, Italy, middle east, many places in South America, etc. They are simply not bound by our social conventions and taboos.

My mom keeps saying when are your cats going to do anything cute that will make them internet famous.

That said, I maintain that we are due for a revival of the 1970s trend to put all things in jello/aspic. (Although some might argue that trend never died in the Midwest, since they haven’t met a food they couldn’t cover in frizzled onions or submerge in jello). I just really want to have a party where I make a wide…