What's funny to me is that this still seems like more than she usually wears.

Just as a thought experiment, I wondered if the good girl gone bad and with all the issues would be Octavia Spencer.

Ugh can we just make Octavia Spencer the lead? She's 10 times the actress Julianne Hough is.

Take aways from this Dirt Bag:

If all the bottles in Amanda's hotel room contained Jack Daniels rather than Diet Coke, and if the pot ash and rolling papers covering the desk were actually traces of heroin and burnt spoons, and if the dismantled fire alarm were actually an entire living room set thrown out the window into the pool, possibly…

After the reading Jay sneaked upstairs where he did a few lines of cocaine with Brett Easton Ellis, who talked with him, languidly, without any enthusiasm at all, like an octogenarian talking to a toddler, about what it was like to work with Lindsay Lohan and how he would have had no problem doing the nude scene with…

i wish someone would ask this of me cuz I would totes answer this question with the rocky horror picture line:

I can't imagine what ketchup chips would even be like.

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