The weapon of choice in Al Green’s time was hot grits, which are arguably worse. I don’t see any mention of charges being pressed, what’s that about?

“Bikini baristas” are already a thing in some parts of the US. Accidents waiting to happen.

And now Janet Jackson is pushing the envelope even further than Halle did.

I am hoping at least one of these “hundreds” posts a comment, either here or on the WP site.

I know — before they even ask your name: “What do you DO?”

That must be the new, updated Brawny guy. The old one sported a classic 70s pornstache.

I recently heard they are also known as “North American Trash Pandas.”

They also call them something that sounds like “wasch bearn” (not sure of spelling and don’t have German keyboard) because of their food-washing habit.

One of the creepy story winners this year has a theme like this.

I read somewhere that they considered large ones unattractive, though, which explains what you see (or don’t) in the museums.

I ask babies non-verbally if they want me to hold them. I hold my arms out to them, and the answer is usually clear.

No, then he woke up.

I live in a place where haggling is part of the culture, and I still suck at it. I get the discount if I’m not really trying for it, ironically. I get excellent deals when I really AM just browsing and don’t have any money. Shame. It’s the worst when negotiating a salary — I’ve heard of employers asking, “what’s the…

I am not a doctor, nor a flight attendant but any job working with the public will teach you quickly (if you’re paying attention) that you can never make assumptions about anyone based on their appearance.

Needs more rhinestones.

insults manatees

Hell, you can’t even hijab your way out of it, apparently.

Actually yes. And to hear Trump threaten to do what people in power are doing in other places in the world is pretty scary. “thin-skinned man-baby” (goes off to Google translate to see how that sounds in Turkish, Arabic, Tagalog and Farsi)

Halal! no lard used

You’re adding fruit to it now?