This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

Jalopnik still gets Doug content without actually having to pay him.

On older 911's the speedometer used to pull out pretty easily.

A strong enough wet fart can feel like a wet slap too...

convinced that man-Danes aren’t making enough Vitamin T in their crotch-tulip-bulbs

Yep—important piece of the backstory. The amount is irrelevant. It’s how it’s been used that forced the judge to close the loophole.

For all the people who think the $8k/month wasn’t lavish, they should take note of what he did with his savings when he knew there was an asset freeze coming.

It’s the list of stuff he bought with it the various allowances that makes it pretty ridiculous. If they’re freezing your assets, it’s really time to ditch the country club membership.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

You seriously consider $8k/month posh?

I lost my mullet in the fall of 95 to a unfortunate hair comb incident

I too used to rock the mullet until I started losing the hair on top of my head in high school. Then it became a skullet until I finally just started shaving my head. I miss being able to grow hair up top :(

No mullets in that group. All former military.

I rocked the Billy Ray the first summer I lived in Texas. My family shamed me until I cut it off.

Auto-GCAS FTW

Car guys like helicopters. Here’s Tom Friedkin’s helipad on the former Gulf States Toyota building.

RIP Harambe

It looks to be the same airplane he had his “Dr. Evil” picture taken on, probably on the way to his volcano lair.

shhh