I found Maldonado’s Kinja burner!

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Heresy

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Given how hard Gizmodo went in against Hoverboards even before there were reports of hazards or flames, and now reading this article, I have to ask William, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE POCKET OF BIG SEGWAY?

Need more open source tractors.

That’s just light from Venus reflecting off a weather balloon into swamp gas. Nothing to see here, move along.

Oh goodness that teal on the wagon is in-freaking-credible. That’s the exact color I want my truck to be. Actually, maybe the one on the BMW. They’re both beautiful!

Nice post Andrew!

I also happen to live in the greater philly area, and will be going to the philly cnc at the shipyard on saturday haha

Hah! That pretty much sums up my experience — though when I took this to Vermont, people didn’t really seem to notice or care as much as in Maine.

Man, I just ... . My little Carrera does the 0-60 in 4.8 (and I doubt I’m good enough a driver in a manual to hit that time) and that FEELS fast to me ... I can’t even imagine driving something that practically cuts that in half.

The seat do have a manual release, too! I can tell you all kinds of things about your car! I was a Aston tech for 3 years! ISN’T THAT EXCITING!?!?!? ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!!

Yeah I know how you feel. I too hate it when other people have fun doing something I don’t personally like.

Glad you were able to stop by 3Zero3 and see it up close

Yeah but my car only has a 6 speed transmission....

It was probably mine, as I only have on-street parking, but there are actually 3 of us in Salem alone! One dude has a black one and two of us have Daytona Grey versions. A bunch more live nearby. We have quite the cruise to the local Cars and Coffees in Boston. And I love Opus, its a weird little place downstairs, but…

what i’m saying is that Fortune is entirely sponsored. like the whole thing.

real talk: i have a friend who runs a sustainable clothing start up and they pay fortune magazine for press about them. fortune magazine is an advertorial. elon musk calling attention to that isn’t him being cranky - we like elon musk because he reminds us of the tony stark we all want the world to have: vocal CEO of…