I love that phrase, “We’ve reached out for more details...” What’s that, like shooting an email off to support on a Sunday afternoon?

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

“I just hate the people attached to them, especially you mom” is on the back in Ed Hardy cursive.

You do realize that a pro-woman discussion of female comics allows Maria Bamford and Amy Schumer to co-exist? Schumer’s success is only a detriment to Bamford if you believe that women inherently must compete with one another and that there’s only room for one of them.

Good for you for not being into popular culture and bragging about it. Please next tell us about how you don’t have a television and refuse to listen to modern music because it’s all so fake now.

Smart can have an opinion of her own, and she obviously does, but due to her unique experiences there’s almost no way she can be expected to look at the issue of porn in society objectively. It’s not fair to expect that of someone who was introduced to porn in the way that she was, and tempering that expectation…

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Eve, you know that this guy is probably going to read this article online, that jab at the end about the penis kind of ruined the whole article for me. It’s a very serious topic for Mr. Kepner.

It is worse then I feared then. Quick someone stop them, or they will rouse the ancient software engineer from his slumber and Windows ME will arise from the deep dark!

Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

Well, everyone in a contract is “free” to breach it. The point (well, one of the points) of Keshas lawsuit is she’s trying to get out of the contract without breaching it. Basically, she’s trying to get the court to cancel the contract. I was trying to point out in my comment that the lawyer was trying to engage in…

Ugh, this is really hitting home as I search for that unicorn unit in Toronto.

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

I almost fainted when i saw this

Chering is caring.

find what you love and let it kill you

Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be…

While the team has cancelled its plans to recognize white whiteness, the state has announced that it will still hold its own celebration, cleverly entitled “Monday.”

See, I always thought that the "50% of all marriages end in divorce statistic" was alarming for the exact opposite reason. Like, if I get married there's a 50% chance it'll last until one of us dies? I don't know how someone would settle on a toaster if they thought there was a good chance it would be the last toaster…