So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

“I just hate the people attached to them, especially you mom” is on the back in Ed Hardy cursive.

You do realize that a pro-woman discussion of female comics allows Maria Bamford and Amy Schumer to co-exist? Schumer’s success is only a detriment to Bamford if you believe that women inherently must compete with one another and that there’s only room for one of them.

Smart can have an opinion of her own, and she obviously does, but due to her unique experiences there’s almost no way she can be expected to look at the issue of porn in society objectively. It’s not fair to expect that of someone who was introduced to porn in the way that she was, and tempering that expectation…

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

Well, everyone in a contract is “free” to breach it. The point (well, one of the points) of Keshas lawsuit is she’s trying to get out of the contract without breaching it. Basically, she’s trying to get the court to cancel the contract. I was trying to point out in my comment that the lawyer was trying to engage in…

Ugh, this is really hitting home as I search for that unicorn unit in Toronto.

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

I almost fainted when i saw this

Chering is caring.

find what you love and let it kill you

Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be…

It’s network TV. Were you hoping for a particularly edgy Oscars broadcast?

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Only Gawker would bitch about people giving away $45 billion of their fortune. I don’t care that it’s their foundation. How do you think the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for started? I went to college on that. This is a great thing what they’re doing. Period.

Lib: Let’s take the wealth of the 1%

While the team has cancelled its plans to recognize white whiteness, the state has announced that it will still hold its own celebration, cleverly entitled “Monday.”

See, I always thought that the "50% of all marriages end in divorce statistic" was alarming for the exact opposite reason. Like, if I get married there's a 50% chance it'll last until one of us dies? I don't know how someone would settle on a toaster if they thought there was a good chance it would be the last toaster…

@abort_user: You do know that every keyboard comes with a delete key as well, right?