Marcus Vick is just pissed because he can sympathize with not being able to make it one yard

Last time I checked, charged and convicted were two completely different things...

Jesus Patrick it's 4:42 and you're already wasted...what are you trying to tell us?

He sold that dog more quickly than the Jaguars can sell tickets

He'll enjoy this game because it takes no practice

Id love to see the gif of all his flops at once

Drake had an easier time getting into Rihanna when she was guarded by Chris Brown

"Aaron I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find yourself a safe house or relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder"

Manu killed the Heat last night like he killed that bat

LeBron would've flopped

I was pissed too when I found out my neighbors were stealing my WiFi, but this sounds as little dramatic

Dwight's perfect for this roles, he's been taking the cold turkey from Kobe all season

Mookie Goes to jail sounds like the worst Tyler Perry porno of all time