What about it is archaic? Do you even remember the days of having to download patches and find mirrors that weren’t full? Installing shit with via a fucking optical drive? You want archaic? LASER POWERED VINYL DISK PLAYERS. I don’t think you know shit about shit and I’m ashamed at how many children starred your post.

Can you imagine trying to do customer service for 50 million accounts? Imagine the fraud they deal with, the idiotic children getting hacked, the impatient ESL people flubbing instructions, the credit card companies going insane over the number of chargebacks because kids us parents credit cards, et al...

Munenori Kawasaki is also the most entertaining personality in baseball after Stephen Vogt.

“We don’t need bananas. We need champagne.”

So you’ll be happy to know he was “cleared” of a concussion last week.

Can we please, please, please have a gif of kaepernick getting destroyed by #22?

Dude, can you not just stream whatever you want, whenever you want, in the background through the OS? I'm sure GTAV hasn't removed the Music Volume slider?

This can't be difficult. Get a nice Haswell board from Asus or Gigabyte and a friggin 4770K and plug the darn thing in already.

Quake: Rocket launchers, bounce pads, rail guns, lightning guns, bunny hopping, arena settings, nail guns, bizarro enemies, teleporters, grappling hooks, capture the flag, rocket jumping, quad damage, gibs.

They have stated that they want permanent and dynamic changes to the environment. Things will move, cities will grow and die.

LOL MAYBE GETTING SOME DATA ON IT AND THEN JAMMING IT IN THE OTHER ONE

Project Gotham Racing and Metropolis before it were all set in cities, with many variations of closed off tracks within that city. Sanctioned street racing, if you will. They expanded on that theme expertly in PGR3 with a neat design-your-own course-editor that let you make any variation of track layout within a city.

I don't know what Kotaku pays Owen Good to write articles but it's not enough. Give the man a raise!

Why does a Half-Life movie have to center on the Freeman? Why not the vortigaunts, Eli, Breen, Kleiner, and Alyx? I think there's a lot of meat on this bone but you can't make it about Gordon causing a resonance cascade and escaping from Black Mesa. You need to make it basically about HL:3. What happens after Eli gets…

You could solve all your problems by never booting in to OSX in the first place.

Fuck this nonsense about skill and reputation and other bullshit, how about games that consider 150-200+ pings UNACCEPTABLE? 200 is twice your average human's reaction time, which you have to add to the equation. If you wonder why you're always getting wasted maybe it's the fact that the bro with a ping of 25-50…

Profoundly idiotic.

There's only so many ways to carry a mini-gun so what's wrong with an homage?

Anyone who ever played PGR 4 online, especially in tournaments where you had to sit there patiently and then be ready at a moment's notice, would really appreciate this.

I need this for MechWarrior Online. That game already has a head toggle, you hold left-control to move your head to look up and down or out the side windows. Bind that to the Oculus and boom, you're done.

I count like 75 bros that need to grow the fuck up. You're adults. You can't take criticism? Good luck being a human, let alone an artist. Can't deal with people cordially? Good luck being a human, let alone... a human.