Can’t believe this is the article that finally convinced me to delete Kotaku from my bookmarks. What a fucking circle jerk.

Is this a sponsored post? Is this where Kotaku has sunk to?

dude, take a BREAK.

These. Things. Were. Planned. Six. To. Twelve. Or. More. Months. Ago. You. Fucking. Video. Game. “Expert”.

As long as there are people who will play ranked, go 3-11, and STILL run straight at the enemy and make zero adjustments to their gameplay there will be people getting dragged for throwing. And I don’t see why that should change.

But this other any flavor of -ist shit can go. Unless it’s anti-Australian sentiment…

Luke, these game choices are almost as stupid and as worn out as you are. You need to move on from video game journalism. Everything you write is fucking depressing.

Also because, like Tom Brady, the cheating is palatable. It’s not aim bots or wall hacks, just like Tom wasn’t on steroids just had less inflated game balls (and possibly extremely sophisticated spying).

PC players ask for complex and detailed options - complain when they receive them. I don’t think I could ever be a developer. I would just be Ryan Gosling from The Notebook asking WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I couldn’t have less interest in Microsoft doing the kind of navel-gazing preening bullshit that are games like Detroit: Become Human.

So confidently wrong.

Not Kotaku poorly wording something.

Waaaaah - I’m entitled to buy these luxury items waaaaaaah.

Shut the fuck up, Ethan.

For what feels like the seven hundred thousandth time - since lazy journos like Ari Notis don’t feel like learning - Copyright law dictates you MUST protect your copyright or you risk losing it.

Aah yes, “Proud Liberal(???) Zionist” would make such a good host.

I had a roommate who would only watch this movie. I am not joking. For his Bday I bought him the DVD and put a digital copy on his Galaxy.

Skin GRIZZ, PILGRIM???

It is not an objectively good movie...

No, you don’t, but sometimes you do need to educate the ignorant. Some of them legitimately believe it’s about family - that’s before I read them the Mississippi State Declaration of Secession.

In addition to being extremely racist it is also a traitor flag and literal treason was committed - continuing to fly it…

It is fucking irresponsible to bring a child in to the kill zone. Jackoffs who say adults shouldn’t bring baseball gloves to games probably don’t seat themselves in a way to literally protect their family. I know well enough to sit closest, watch EVERY pitch, and be prepared to prevent my aunt or uncle from being…

That took me like 45 seconds and some math to get but it was worth it.

So much of this is on the right side of the Uncanny Valley and so much about Sonic was on the wrong side of the Uncanny Valley. Can this be technically defined or do some artist’s just “get” this, and some don’t?

I can agree with you on everything except Clegane-bowl. I honestly feel like they wrote the episode around the Hound tackling his literally monstrous brother through that wall and I don’t know how the Hound could have possibly been expected to survive a GRRM Clegane-bowl.

His laugh. The acceptance. The fall, oh my god…