Bro, have fun installing 40 games on a 500 GB hard drive in a blu-ray era. The average American internet connection can not do what a drive to the store can do which is transfer 25gb in an afternoon.

My sisters grew up with the message that one should not put themselves in vulnerable situations. They were taught drinking wasn't nearly as glamorous as some clowns think and it's best left for enjoyment not teetotaling. Now one has a Ph.D and the other is finishing her Masters. Neither has experienced anything…

Hey Owen,

Bambino could be transliterated to mean Little Dude and Bernie is definitely the leader of the lollipop guild. The only reason he isn't such an obvious dwarf is that he takes pictures with women and drivers that aren't allowed to be 6 feet or over.

Bless whomever Papapishu is.

Feed me, Seymour! FEED ME! (Does it have to be human?!) FEED ME! (Does it have to be mine?!)

Apologies for bizarre double negative. "Don't be surprised if you are required to grab a license..."

We already live in an always-on world, where we wade knee deep through a swamp of licenses to enjoy the things we've "paid" for. Therefore, I don't see how it could get worse. The only thing worse is a console that is bricked without an internet connection. I think Microsoft "gets" that would be awful and it won't…

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

THAT'S RIGHT! THE EVIL CAPTAIN LE'CH'.....

Hella cool but why clone-trooper helmets? Clone-troopers were before A New Hope, so now that those characters are even OLDER and post-galactic empire what's the Imperial imagery about? Someone hoping the Grand Admiral Thrawn books are getting made? That would be hot, hot stuff.

Haggis: "My name is Haggis McMutton, of the clan McMutton! Actually, me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton."

Because, just like real idols, you can fap to them. Best not to prod any further.

For me Evo for the SNES will always be the most Zen-like game ever made. I really don't know why it makes me feel peaceful when all I'm doing is eating the shit out of every living creature I encounter.

If Disney wants to revive their hand-drawn films they should look no further than the Curse of Monkey Island. God, that could be amazing.

Next time an athlete is a douche to a fan remember the bullshit like this they also have to deal with. Hard to tell us apart sometimes.

Think of all the things we could have experienced if we had Just One More Button!

This is not journalism.

Aside from left-over science this is specifically so they don't eventually accidentally crash somewhere historically significant like the Apollo landing sites. Not at all like when they deliberately smashed in to a comet to figure stuff out:…

Who needs to fake convulsions when being jailed will force you to detox anyways?