ESPN, GET THIS MAN A JOB!

Check out Battle Bears: Royale. So far the least terrible shooter on iOS. When I play I can clearly see my opponents struggling with the controls and it is obviously sub-optimal. But they removed the "shoot button" and let you tap anywhere so it became part of the aiming mechanic.

And not to mention the insane asylum brain levels! Napoleon? The bullfighter's glow-in-the-dark-velvet painting land? Absolutely exquisite. This is the kind of game I use to defend Video Games as Art. Maybe the platforming is really familiar but the world is beautifully wrought, from voice to character to motivation…

Uhh, not to mention that if you play this on PC you can up the resolution and Anti-Alias the bejeezus out of it and it actually looks quite fine. The game has some very attractive art and calling it PS1 level graphics is the height of ignorance. I personally find the PC version very pretty when juiced up. Inject some…

It's on her right hand. Clearly there to add more shock.

Just give me the same silly cast of voice actors and the Russian kid looking for the shaved bear about the size of a man and I'll be happy.

So when is Jesus going to be banned from posting flamebait articles?

Yes, and we should also remember that TF2 was basically thrown out by Valve and we can all agree that the product we eventually got was something much better than we should have expected. Maybe they almost finished Episode 3 and then looked at the textures and said, "Fuck it. Let's throw some of this out, start over,…

I think that all we want is some communication. A platform, a screenshot, a guesstimate of this year, next year, year after that. Maybe a new engine? Anything. Throw us a frickin' bone!

If you like DoW then Soulstorm is really just more. For me, a freaked out DoW/40k consumer, that = better. I like how it took Dark Crusades open-ness and made it bigger, and it threw us some more races for more bloodshed and fun.

Are we talking about DoW: Soulstorm? If so I found that stupid Tau moon base to be the worst! I literally am unable to beat it on hard with Space Marines and am going to attempt to take over every map in the system before trying again and bring as much junk with me as I can. to start.

I like it. If we demand, and demonstrate a willingness to pay for, much faster internet then maybe one day we will get it. I, for one, look forward to our global Gigabit internet future. Let's make it sooner than later.

How much do you pay? I'm getting 50mb for like $65/month. I can allegedly get 100 for $85 and 250 for $115. I haven't tested those to see what real world speeds are. I can speedtest my 50 in the mid to high 40's consistently.

THIS. ESDF is so practical that is boggles why we don't use it more. Only game I've ever actually seen it in is Tribes. Somehow the bag-heads in Georgia forgot about that when they started working on the newest Tribes.

Move to Canada and feel my pain.

Wooooh, nerd alert. Maybe there are uber geeks out there who like their phones to actually respond when touched? iPhone's interface responsiveness murders the Balkanized state of Android phones when it comes to, you know, actually using it.

Well, EA disliked Valve making money off of their games and created Origin to compete and I found a mention on Wikipedia that Minecraft isn't on Steam for a similar reason. Maybe the dispute is technical, something about the way DLC is handled, or maybe it's about the cash.

You work for the niners?

Actually, a Battle.net mobile app for smartphones makes plenty of sense. Account management, purchases, stats, chat and social management, they could even offer something like Bungie Pro so people can convert replays to video to store on-phone or in-cloud.

THIS I WOULD PLAY