love this story!

this used to happen to me the time. i would pay by credit card and they would give me cash. but the cash was never enough to cover tip/tax. eventually, i stopped and it turned out that no one actually knew how to talk to the server. they just looked at me while i said nothing and smirked.

lol. i thought it looked like a lobster tail. but it would kinda make more sense for a pretzel to look like a dick than a lobster.

there's this place called Hop Jacks that cooks their fries in duck fat! yes, animal fat is awesome!

stumbled on this series a few days ago and now reading the archives. this story isn't food service related, but it relates in the "i could've done something, but didn't" way. had to call the cops on my upstairs neighbors bc they were having a very loud (as in, my roommate couldn't hear me if i was yelling in her ear),…