The Elio is not an EV (though it is supposed to be highly efficient). They’ve made upgrades, but it’s basically using the three cylinder engine from the Geo Metro IIRC.

My Portia is quite fast; she gets on her feet sprints from far away to beat the rest to breakfast.

Sadly omitted Mitsubishi Pistachio

From my personal experience, it doesn’t matter what you drive. Your insurance rates are going up.

Chicken played a keyboard? No big deal. This rooster sounds like a Formula 1 car.

HAHA! Awesome. I once had my phone out ready to take a picture at the 300k mark. I was at like 299,997, and stopped looking. I then looked and it was at 300,002. I was like awwwww and put my phone away.

“...And I will drive 500,000 miles...”

I was expecting this song to be on the truck’s radio.

...do I win?

A 1963 Ford Galaxie Station Wagon..............for obvious reasons.

This:

Obvi.

A simple, light, fun convertible. Easy to wash, not going to be too affected by sand. American? American would be nice. Maybe with some California back story. Good surf vibe.

Given “for the beach” is pretty much equivalent to “for showing off”, you’d be lost among the hordes of convertibles.

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

This is amazing.