When I went to the store the guy told me that the TV would cost $250,000, once you factored in a house to put it in.

He..... he kind of looks like Glenn..

The internet fired the first shot, by making us so wary of online ads (throughs pop ups, autoplays, sounds, epilepsy inducing light effects, etc.) that no one even wants to give the new round of ads a chance.

Oh fine. I’ll take the obvious bait.

Blue Balls?

I’ll let myself out.

Meanwhile, kid builds himself a clock and gets escorted from his school in handcuffs.

Which is why I don’t have any sort of problem with this system. We may love driving, but that’s just it. We love driving. We don’t love sitting in traffic, chewing on our nails and letting ourselves go nuts with the tedium. We don’t love worrying that we’re going to pass out from boredom and smack into someone else’s…

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

The level of competition Serena faces is far higher level than Rousey does. That’s no insult to Rousey. It’s just that women’s tennis is much older and much more advanced than women’s MMA right now.

will be until she decides she doesn’t want it anymore.

Maybe because athleticism and being a woman doesn’t mix very well. No one has challenged her effectively because no woman who currently does MMA has her type of mindset which is a man’s mindset. Male athletes strive to be THE BEST IN THEIR FIELD, and so do female athletes, but I’ve SEVEN the rank and file of women…

The last time dog fighting was considered obsolete was Vietnam. Many pilots died because of that thinking.

Fourteen seconds for ladies’ fight? That’s an outrage. Why, Lucy Webb Hayes once grappled with Susan B. Anthony for a fortnight over whether the women of America would throw themselves into the temperance or suffrage movements. It took them six days just to remove their outergarments until they reached their unitards.…

It’s nice to see women achieving equality in being assholes online.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Damn, that looks better than most movie costumes. Seriously, this is really impressive.

Used my iPhone to touch up the Joker a little...hmmm

Ever since I saw it, I keep hoping for concept that takes a little from Kakihara in ‘Ichi the Killer’