So where's R'lyeh? I don't see R'lyeh. Can't be a very good map if R'lyeh's not on it.

Absofuckinglutely.

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

"I can't turn left."

Men knocking out other men. Just like Go(o)d(ell) intended.

I'm pretty sure Oppenheimer would be disappointed to learn that this kind of thing was still going on.

"It would be impossible for me to see that video"

I wonder who that guy's favorite Royal is? Probably Henry VIII.

Jesus, umps' protective gear is getting out of control.

I actually got my hands on the very card Jones was trying to hand in; the legibility is shaky, so pardon my transcription:

For fuck snakes

PEACH PROS AND CONS:

I hope he made sure to take back one kadam.

Math rant: you need more than two data points for something to increase exponentially. But I get it, because saying "It's going to be linearly bigger!" just doesn't carry the same feeling.

I just want to offer my heartfelt thanks at providing transcripts to go along with these videos.

Air conditioning.

One baseball? Two baseball? A simple caveman cannot understand such concepts.

"He also introduced me to an Apple TV that had been bought on eBay."

Get it?

The first time I saw my father cry was the morning after Munson died. I remember the news was printed on the bottom part of the front page of the New York Times. I was 8 years old and it was strange to see my dad crying because I knew he hated the Yankees. I was confused so I asked him why he was upset. He told me…