Absofuckinglutely.

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

"I can't turn left."

Men knocking out other men. Just like Go(o)d(ell) intended.

"It would be impossible for me to see that video"

I wonder who that guy's favorite Royal is? Probably Henry VIII.

Jesus, umps' protective gear is getting out of control.

I actually got my hands on the very card Jones was trying to hand in; the legibility is shaky, so pardon my transcription:

For fuck snakes

PEACH PROS AND CONS:

One baseball? Two baseball? A simple caveman cannot understand such concepts.

"He also introduced me to an Apple TV that had been bought on eBay."

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

With all this mystery and intrigue, only one thing is certain: Offshore boat racing is superior to onshore boat racing.

The investigation is on hold indefinitely, as police debate whether to begin the search for Biddle in Egg Harbor or nearby Chicken Cove.

When asked to comment on the phenomenon, White responded that he really fucking hates baseball.

Let's face it Cubs fans, we will never be Cardinals...

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

Only if that drink had Poland's flag in it.

The first time I saw my father cry was the morning after Munson died. I remember the news was printed on the bottom part of the front page of the New York Times. I was 8 years old and it was strange to see my dad crying because I knew he hated the Yankees. I was confused so I asked him why he was upset. He told me…