It’s like Crap Museum Exhibit From a Dude.

Just assume that literally everything on this planet is covered in a layer of fecal matter and sexual secretions. Everything in your home. Everything you put in your mouth. Every place your child chooses to gambol about merrily.

Wait...kids come out of a place where sex took place. HOW CAN THIS BE

Wait, kids get damaged if they’re in a place where people previously had sex? Be right back, gotta chase the kids of the couch, and the bed, and the bath, aw damn, gotta buy a whole new house. But then someone else probably had sex there too. Is there nowhere that's safe for the children?

I masturbated in the bathroom of the Durango/Silverton train once when I was like, 14. I just thought I would put that out there in case anyone was planning to take their kids on a historic train ride and would find that traumatic.

The lolz come from the fact that, in order to be privy to this information, the mums and dads needed to be familiar with the latest offerings from Brazzers. You’d think they’d be embarrassed to admit it.

I do this too, he is the one who is wrong.

They look that way because they arent models that have been trained to look at a camera a certain way or evoke certain emotions. These are normal every days guys and girls who just happen to do some modeling on the side every once in a while.

As an employee and fan of American Apparel this makes me so sad. It's so disappointing to see these drastic changes come and honestly, the new CEO is ruining in-store creativity and happiness and she's driving us all mad. At least Dov was entertaining, Paula would probably fire you for using the wrong font in an…

What a shame. Iris was a decent person and always nice. One of the good things about AA was how organic in nature it was. Dov kept an eclectic circle of people around him in charge of things that helped keep things fresh. Sure some of the people could be jerks but on the whole his crew was made up of a lot of creative…

I actually have no problem with their advertising. Yes, a lot of it is very sexual, but not all that out of the norm than most fashion advertising. And they do have more diversity of body type than a lot of other advertisers (still limited to 'stunningly gorgeous' for the most part, but a wider range of gorgeous…

My NYX collection is getting a little crazy. The one thing is I need to reapply them often. I'm thinking of investing in a similar color in the OCC lip tar. I need something pizza-proof.

I've worked in two restaurants. Both:

Did you actually watch her interview with (I think) hot 97? She is not unintelligent at all, and spoke on some truths that the ever-growing crowd of New Blacks profit from pretending are not real. You may not agree with or even get what she's talking about, but she is not dumb.

Ooh, good question! Some of it is just preference, of course. Smashbox is always very "meh" to me, but they do have some workhorses. NARS also makes some hit and miss products. (Their eyeshadows are often chalky). Strivectin and Peter Thomas Roth can be SO over priced. Origins has never inspired me. I think a lot of…

What line do you find is the most "bang for your buck"? Just in general, for basics like eye shadows/lipsticks/concealed etc.

Hi hi hi is it safe to try the lipstick and how often do you see people shoplift??

What do you think of the new contouring trend? My sister works for a sephora and she gets a lot of people looking for the full on Kim K look which doesn't look that great when walking down the street. Which often leads to yelling. Also KVD vs Anastasia contour kit? I find the KVD too warm.

If you were going to splurge on a skin product, what would it be? How about a lipstick?

What are the top skincare products you think are really worth their salt?