Because it's very important to note that you are NOTHING like a filthy dirty sex worker.

All the members of Westboro Baptist Church are lawyers. They intentionally aggravate people into assaulting them and then they sue. The entire church is a money-making scheme.

I LOVE the packaging on my hitachi. The funny English and the odd prudishness are just hysterical.

This hurts you how?

He's cute and her make-up is cool-looking. You need a hug. And maybe a slap in the face.

Fucking duh cutting a woman off on the highway is NOT misogynistic.

Why can't the guy in question just get up his courage and tell me he likes me? Way less work for everyone concerned. I don't have to catch subtle signs and he doesn't have to pine away pretending he's not into me.

My, um, friend did the same thing as yours. Only place around that sold vibrators and didn't card at the door.

What if I have better things to do than study stupid magazines to tell if guys are into me / obsess over whether my guy friends want to bone me instead of just enjoying their company?

Because sometimes we really don't know?