Sweet mercy, that commenter could have had a family, and you just straight killed him with no hesitation.

Lol Jesus are you a “dev” (and I use that term lightly) for this trash copy?

The problem is the people who come in like “speed running is stupid, it’s not gaming, why is this covered, blah blah blah”. You’re entitled to an opinion, but if it’s a shitty opinion presented in a shitty way, you’re gonna get shitty responses. No one’s making people who feel the need to post about how stupid speed…

Obligatory old man yelling at clouds. Fuck off.

Because people like Heather can’t differentiate between what they want a game to be, and review it for what it actually is. Especially when what it actually is is exactly what was advertised.

Fucking thank you. The game is literally exactly what they advertised, and exactly what was expected. IF YOU DIDN’T LIKE THIS STYLE OF GAME 15 YEARS AGO, YOU WON’T LIKE THIS GAME. There’s so much bullshit in this article and the original review. Hate boner is very accurate here.

Uh... I mean, it was an okay game.

Yeah, it seems that: If you enjoyed Banjo-Kazooie, you will enjoy this. If you didn’t, you won’t. It’s not going to bring in people who didn’t like those games, it’s very much for the people who did, and I think that’s fine. I’m excited for it.

Ah yes, because Kotaku writers are omnipresent and know all things happening video game related at all times. Fuck outta here.

That Google one is the best, how dare you

Yikes, shitty Hill to die on, fam.

And you’re the person who ruins overwatch by playing ranked and picking a hero that doesn’t work with the team and refuses to switch. Guess who’s worse?

You’re not sorry. You’re an asshole, trying to twist the situation so as to not feel like an asshole.

Seriously, everytime I see him, I just want to yell at him to shave that thing off his face. He’s just so punchable looking.

There’s no conversation to be had here. It’s pretty fucking clear why this is an issue. So, no, go fuck yourself.

Haven’t played the game yet, can someone explain how the Blood Moon affects the cutscenes?

Guys, I found Sean Murray’s kotaku account!

A) lol adblock plus

Not always (what the fuck is Styx, that’s the game it’s blasting now)

Unrelated, but this article had eight,, EIGHT, advertisements for the Amazon anime subscription thing, on top of two other ads. What the fuck is this