See, thats how this should work. Respect that the other team is good and has a great history. Root for them to fucking lose.

"The roster is filled out by a bunch of bland, competent, anonymous white guys. Whatever."

MLB calls it a playoff game. A lot of us call it a play in game. Get over it.

I kinda have to use the restroom now ....

I'll just point out that its a perfectly constructed echo chamber for Drew and Deadspin.

Awww . . . how cute. The team I support lost a World Series once. That bothers me a lot .... I mean it's not like we've won anything since then or anything.

I think three of those points are valid.

Thats great. Plant his ass on first so he can play the rest of the game and not just batting practice.

Wrigley isn't a monument, it's a shit hole.

I'd rather watch baseball and baseball players rather than some fat, past his prime schmuck get to pad out his career stats.

Back to back to back NLCS appearances? 2011 World Series? Three WS appearances in the last decade? 2006 World Series?

I knew there was a reason I didn't like Tom Ley.

The NFL thing is cute and fun because it smacks on everyone.

Or Schlafly.

Someone had a bad night.

Pittsburgh, so far, is the only team in the Division I'm cool with. They aren't the Cubs. They don't do stupid things like untuck, or pay Ryan Braun. The don't have a pitcher that kicks people in the head. They're a great team, and it's great to see fans that actually showed up for a winning team (looking at you…

But if Gal Junker had some dopey guy trying to peck her cheek, look out!

Since we're nice we suck? When we collectively clapped for Marte's fantastic catch, even in the middle of an elimination game, we're the bad guys?

Can we ditch the branded pink shit completely? It's silly and gimmicky.

Also, if we had a sense of humor left in this nation I'd love to see this scenerio happen. Snyder announces he's considering a change and lets everyone sit on it for a few months. Finally they unveil the old uniforms with the spears on the side and propose Spear Chuckers to troll the Deadspin writers.