I think you’re pretty shit for insinuating that Brock would leave after Vince did because he might also have some “rapey skeletons”. 

Nah, this is far too even-handed a take for Kotaku

The commentariat here is one of the most actively miserable places ever, where they’ll bend over backwards to be as charitable as possible when its something groupthink says is ok to support, but when they’ve got an axe to grind theyll be as bad faith and shitty as the “average gamers” they all rail against.

“And that sucks.”

Just what I thought about this piece. 

Holy shit, this rambling screed is like an exercise in how many leftist talking points you can squeeze into the least amount of words possible. Bonus points for smashing an “and another thing!” level climate crisis reference in an article about fuckin tape bikinis lol

Leave it to Kotaku to dub the revealing costume of a female character as the thing to talk about in regards to MGS 35 anniversary 

Says Kotaku, who gets their information for this story on fuckin resetera, and regularly sources random Reddit threads LOL

Ok, so the article notes that they already have insurance coverage for this stuff. They staff is just wanting clarification that they will STILL have access to those benefits now that these laws have changed.

Is it crazy to think that, since this only happened a few weeks ago, that Nvidia didnt have an immediate…

He literally says “I don’t say that to justify it” but go off, I guess. 

Gosh, look at all those unrealistic female proportions! 

You're right, people aren't obsessed with celebrity anymore. Now let me scroll through the comments where everyone is bringing up every small indiscretion they've seemed to mine from Chris Pratts life to shit on him lol 

“Lol git gud luzr, says everyone about your dumbass comments under video game articles”

Its a shame. The company will continue to do it as long as people buy them, but having them in their games makes their games objectively worse for everyone, especially those with zero tolerance for gambling and shit in our games. 

“Why are we still being asked to see powerful men as heroes, and powerful women as scary? Why are female characters only likable when they’re struggling and weak?”

When your website culture of “hot takes get clicks” is so engrained that you write an article “well actually-ing” a former CEO of Nintendo over the GB Micro being good, a handheld thats objectively bad.

Then why do developers put their games out on Steam, then? Steam already has a two hour trial period for games. You’d think if having such a trial would harm sales, then less developers would be interested in having their games available on Steam, yeah? Except we’ve seen the opposite occur, w/ many more games…

Coincidentally, seeing more comments saying MRAs are gonna complain than actual comments from MRAs complaining lol 

“how a GTA game’s handling of ethnicity produced a “punching down” humor outcome.”

Gee, I wonder why trans folk dont get to lead every discussion about trans issues when they make up like 1% of the overall population and we live in a 24 hour constant new cycle that requires constant content *rolls eyes*

They already built an “easy mode” into Elden Ring: Use summons.