Every single character in the game has a backstory that isn’t directly in the game, so saying that they’re trying to tuck away the fact that Tracer is a lesbian is super disingenuous. Would you rather she have an emote that makes mention of the fact, or would you like a cringy “LOOK AT ME I’M A STEREOTYPE OF A…

Is everyone happy? Because the reason that Bethesdas games never get any more polished is because we as gamers and game critics continuously buy their games in droves and shower them with praise. Why fix anything in your games when “Bethesda jank” is treated like a back of the box bullet point by gamers and critics.…

That's a pretty low bar to set. Bethesda is one of THE biggest game studios on the planet. That their games consistently come out this way is unacceptable.

How is this allowed to stay up? Using Overwatch locales, heroes, etc...? 

Being proud of not playing some of the most popular games? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

If they made it smaller, they idea of out-of-the-box local multiplayer functionality goes right out the window. Half the reason I got a Switch was because I could use the Joy Con as two separate controllers, but quickly realised that they are FAR too small for my hands and that I'd need another controller. I…

Were about due for a new DS model anyhow, and this sounds pretty much like what you’d expect from a new DS model in terms of size and functionality. The Switch has always been a good middle ground between a DS and a console, and they cost almost the same. Unifying the ecosystem sounds like the next logical step.

I like how the character actually rises with the wave as it passes through him/her. 

Thats Deadspin for ya. So eager to shit all over other journalists and publications. The air of self importance is so strong here. Not only that, but they love to ride the line of “serious journalism” and “fun jokey blog” so they can run shit-eating hit pieces whenever they so desire and mark it as satire. YOURE just…

Preach! I think that's why Sony has excelled so much in the last few years. They deliver semi-open to open worlds that are just big enough to feel alive while also small enough to be stuffed with meaningful content. And most of them done take that long to beat. Last of Us? 20 hours. God of War? 30 hours. Horizon? 50…

So, just like any ‘woke’ celebrity? What does gender have to do with ones ability to be an out of touch moron traipsing around in $1000 T-shirts while trying to pretend like you really connect with the Average American and share their distaste for “income inequality”?

Oh please, you’d be one too if the money was in front of you, no matter how much you insist online that youre too good a person and could NEVER.

Also, Kendall Jenner is trash. Her whole family is trash. Oh, they have BRANDS? They’re fierce entrepreneurs, right? Please. They have so much money, they pay entire firms to…

I mean, if we’re going to comment using the accumulated talents of the people we’re talking about as a baseline for why they shouldnt be criticized, I think Leto wins out purely on being a model, actor, singer. These women are ONLY models, after all. He has excelled at two more careers than they have.

Also, the…

Lol are we so loyal to defending women on this site that we’re willing to rewrite history and call that Pepsi ad “brilliant”? Because it was not. It was shit, and everyone called it out as shit when it came out. In fact, its still shit. 

This is such a dumb issue. 

Gotta love recycled articles from over a year ago. Just slightly change the context a bit and it’s like it’s a brand new thing! Now instead of the title being “I tried to find the best Kart” it’s “my Kart is actually the worst”, even though that was entirely apparent from the first article and 95% or more of this…

Do you get out your “jump to conclusions” mat whenever you make such hot takes?

It was Nazi imagery, in a game about prisoners. In order for it to be pandering TO nazis, youd have to be able to prove that was the intent - to get the attention of Nazis so they would buy the DLC. Since nobody can actually do that, what…

It’s so funny to listen to some clueless joke of a person who has exactly zero invested in someone’s life, and zero understanding of the implications their success brings to their particular life, tell that person to do something or they’re a piece of shit.

The bias and agenda pushing of this website is clear as day when you juxtapose this take with all the takes Kotaku had over the Jessica Price scandal. Somehow a woman (who isn’t very popular online) who lists her employer on her public Twitter page and got called out for being a dick to a well-meaning individual needs…

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