The Bennett Brothers are two of the most insufferable sacks of shit in the league.

“Man that was a sick punch you landed there after letting up like 5 goals. “

My fiance wanted to get a console. We were leaning toward a PS4 but when I told her about the switch, she was intrigued. I was debating about waiting for the Switch or getting a PS4 but the lack of info on price and release date left me thinking PS4, cuz I didn’t really wanna wait for a long time. This announcement…

Hey, at least those “hot takes” about Bernie being able to compete with Trump haven’t been actually proven wrong, unlike all the hot takes about how easily Hillarys inevitable victory was going to be (how’d that work out for, oh idk, everyone?)

“Instead, we’ve got his hombres on Twitter congratulating themselves for bitchin’ Confederacy jokes and leaving it at that, because that really moves the national numbers.”

Thank you, alternate reality traveler, for coming here and telling me what “definitely would have happened” based on your ideas of how people “would have voted”. Here in our reality, we were REALLY FUCKING SURE that Hillary was going to win this election handily. It was plastered all over sites like this, and the same…

Ya I’m pretty sure I gained everything about the story from the games and understood it just fine. It’s a typical sci fi action game plot so it’s a little underwritten but it definitely has a story

Maybe? I mean she does spend an awfully long time shitting on the game and it’s players, and even after saying she had a good time, her opinion of it is still pretty negative. It’s low hanging fruit IMO. We give her the credit of “just kidding around” because she’s a writer here at Kotaku, but that same logic isn’t…

Which halo 3 has in spades

No but there is a rule the game operates under that requires you to have all 3 spiritual stones to get the Master Sword and by not having those things you’re circumventing the intended requirements of the game to get an item the game wouldn’t say you’ve earned the right to have otherwise. Games are software, and they…

I find that most speedrunners find joy in finding exploits or figuring out things they werent supposed to about a game, but the whole goal of speedrunning is for an accomplishment, not because the game is more enjoyable that way.

A dictionary doesnt teach you how to write, tho. You can put as many fancy words in an article as you like and it can still read like garbage if you cant write.

If consulting a walkthrough isnt considered cheating, IDK how scoping out a mission yourself and planning an attack before completing it would be. You have to actually put in the work and execute it. Its not like alt-tabbing or pausing out of a game to glance at a page.

“My verdict: Yes. The ‘one shot’ nature of the Elusive Targets is what makes them so special. Pre-planning runs counter to their spirit. Going in blind and working out a strategy on the fly is what makes them so high stakes—and also so much fun. If you fumble a Target or make a silly mistake, you just have to live…

Did she not have the ability to bail out once they did change it?

This doesn’t raise new questions about the ethics of child stardom. This is the same thing as kids being actors and making millions off of films while they are young. The platform is different and that’s the only difference

I’d have to give Geometry Dash a nod, though I’m not sure if that game even came out this year or if I just played it this year. Either way, for me, it was one of the best soundtracks of MY year, though I also don’t know if the music is original or licensed

Albeit

Apparently people are too stupid to see your comment was a joke.