Dihydrogen monoxide is no joke. I knew a professor in my department who worked with it for *years* in his lab, and then once he retired, he just passed away quickly. And it was later found out that there were large amount of dihydrogen monoxide in his body at the time of his death.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce. Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of hip hop."

I am naming my band Rainbow Gulag and our first album will be called "Pandas Never Put Their Eyebrows Down".

Bright colors, uncontrollable violence, and terrible decision-making ability.

I suppose I'm a pony, then.

What an ignorant comment to make. You do realize that most countries around the world dub movies into their own language constantly?

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

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Wait, so Kristen Stewart is starring in the movie version of Portal?

She is probably enthused as well.

Probably :3

" Wise men came from the East to visit Jesus, bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and purr"

Does it raise my Klout score when you use my name in the headline?

You mean they made this the best nativity scene EVER.

Call not upon Crom on his great mountain. Better to be silent than draw his attention to you — he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul.

Kardashian Kristmas needs more Krampus !

Not what I usually think of when I picture a shaved pussy.

*static crackle*

I am the very model of a modern Star Fleet Admiral