Yeah. I live next to the National Cathedral, and that sounds about right. It's like rich people houses, rich people houses, rich people houses, and then OH DEAR SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THAT THING?!

I'm sorry! Forgive me great overlord of the District of Columbia! I did not mean to mock your shame! Please stop burning down the cherry trees with your tears! We realize the tourists are annoying, but slaughtering them all is a bit excessive!

Well that and the gigantic eye on top of the Washington Monument. YES. WE GET IT. YOU'RE ALL POWERFUL SAURON. Can I just walk my dog on the National Mall without being reminded of my insignificance compared to the Federal Government's almighty power?

My conservative parents REFUSED to vote that year, because they hated Sarah Palin that much.

That would be Tom Baker in Old Doctor Who. Go fly my child. You have found what is known as true beauty!

I live in DC. The Nazgul screeching at 6am is SO ANNOYING. Between that and Eric Holder holding up everyone from getting their Chipotle, I'm so done with this town.

Grrrr. I think they removed the PM option. I'm the former President of Hopsfa, and used to have gigantic hair if that gives you any indication of who I am. XD.

Wait. PM me, because we probably know each other IRL if you were in Rocky.

Yup! Class of 2011.

John Astin taught me theater in College. HE IS AMAZING IN REAL LIFE.

I DREAAAAAMED A DREAMMMMMMM OF CAPS GONE BYEEEEEEEEEEEE. JEZEBEL WAS NEW AND EXCITINGGGGGGGGGGGG. BUT NOW THE HUMOR HAS GONE AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED. I DREAMED THE COMMENTORS WOULD BE FORGIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

"A Stroll through Jezebel." Which is a gossip site which prints stuff that is startling or interesting to print. There are 70 major Fraternity (not counting sorority) chapters in the United States. Most have a chapter at over 500 Universities across the United States. Which is about 3,500 Fraternity Chapters…

Yeah. I mean there are definite issues with the US Greek system, but this was shocking even by those standards. And I would love to go to Scotland, it's on my list of places after I pass my law license exam.

Yeah. I was gonna say every single FTM group on Facebook is basically pictures of guys showing off their top surgery.......

Not at all. This is a shocking action by them which is why it produced a headline.

UChicago .....liberal is not the term you're looking for. Dude, that's the school that produced Posner.

Senators get their own bathrooms.

I'm also concerned with how paid interns are now basically considered full time employees who don't need on site training. My friend just quit his paid internship because his boss was literally screaming at him every 15 minutes for three hours because he didn't like the exact terminology he used in a motion. My…

Fact.