She's from Connecticut. That's just how we roll. Cold, stilted, and forever reaching for the green light that is the dead american dream.

Same! Though if you follow Alaska and Jinx they usually have links to the first parts before the whole ep is released.

I'm scared Dave, will I dream?

Do it. On your period. And have a sign saying free hugs. 'grins maniacally'

I am in favor of a regular meet up. I am leaving for CO for the summer in two weeks, so I won't be able to host between May 12 and August ???.

Ok. DC people. I am totally willing to meet up and host people this Friday or Saturday night. I suggest either Red Derby or somewhere in Adams Morgan. I just need people to say they wanna come. Uh yeah. So RSVP under my thing?

Shit. Is there like a place we can make this more vocal? Because I would totally be down for hosting a Jezebel party at a DC bar.

49 year old Goldman Sachs lawyer who is unmarried? Yeah. That wasn't a date, that was an audition to be his trophy wife.

As other people have posted, I am in the District of Columbia as well. WE SHOULD HAVE A DC JEZEBEL DRINKING PARTY. But not at Mad Hatter or Public Dupont. Screw those bars.

The last time I stayed friends with someone who wanted to bone me, but claimed he was willing to stay only friends...I got sexually assaulted. So for me, the moment a straight guy gets romantically interested in me I freak out. I'm starting to transition to male now, which has made this problem 10000X better because…

This is the number one thing I look forward to once I start T.

We brought glow sticks and bribed the DJ to play techno all night. I wore a $60 dress. It was awesome, but not one of the best nights of my life.

I'm in favor of these. I wear full suits 5 out of 7 days of the week, so by the time the weekend rolls by I just don't care.

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Hi,

Haha. Basically, I'm studying to be a public defender and I"m crazy passionate about it. I'm about to start a kickass internship with a public defender's office which I'm really hoping will turn into a job over the summer, and I'm in finals. So, I'm being super emo at the moment. Mostly I just don't want the last 6…

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I just want someone to tell me I won't be a failure ;_;

Bullshit. He could have applied for administrative naturalization as a minor. The fact that his parents didn't hire a better immigration attorney is the reason he got a section 237 ban after he was 18. #Immlawrant

Yeah. I am an American, and the rules for foreigners were basically don't go to the police if you're robbed, because the police will want a bribe. My friend was literally locked up because his passport was stolen, and he asked for help. They demanded 150 euros to let him out. This was in Moscow.