yes.

yes.

I truly hope that this is intended to be facetious

Not what I thought they meant when they said “new leaf”

It damn well better, it’s a six year old game

“rapper”

Damn, you must have had a shitty year if that’s all you think deserves being on a nomination list.

we can never go back

I appreciate this type of humor.

A very loud one at that.

I can see this being helpful in the post-game boss fights, since they’re tougher than the normal fights, though it obviously depends on the gamer’s individual skill.

Considering 98% of my deaths playing odyssey were from falling into bottomless pits, the life meter was never really an issue for me and this probably isn’t as useful or as abusable as it seems.

You win! SHUT DOWN THE THREAD EVERYONE! IT’S OVER!

Thank you for this. Kotaku has been neglecting the fish. Must have a weak union.

but you have to admit it looks way cooler.

Looks pretty...N-Gaging.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

You have no idea how thrilled I was to see this article pop up.

*Scraps the Lego Island retrospective that I was literally just in the middle of writing*

Now let’s talk about how adorable Lavenza is.

Bag Select legit sounds like some 2011-era Wii shovelware.