Was it as painful to watch as the Destiny stream?

Or you can just buy the south park game instead...

But does it feature a charming musical number about fraking your uncle?

You call him a "game designer" and imply he's a "game creator" in the article, though, and he seems to be one about as much as I'm a Kotaku editor because I post comments sometimes.

I'm honored that you would compare me to Patricia. If I've shown a fraction of the courage she's shown during my time here at Kotaku, it's thanks in large part to the inspiration she's given me.

So you're not gay, and you had a girlfriend, but you were willing to have a one night stand with some random dude in Jordan, and Mass Effect made you proud of that?

You should check out this little mod I've been working on.

What the fuck is this shit? I don't want to read about some homo's disgusting experiences on Kotaku.

If you scroll up or down I think you'll find people who care.

I don't think I'll ever be able to wrap my head around why people are so concerned with who's sticking what where or in who. Love is love.

Yannick, I really don't want to get totally off-topic because I absolutely loved the article, but is there any chance you're heading to GaymerX next weekend?

"Gay" was a word I was terrified of, consumed by for a long time before I got to college. My Freshman year of high school, a group of boys picked on me so aggressively that our administrators coined the school's first rules against cyberbullying. They kept calling me it, but I had no idea what gay really meant at that…

I couldn't find a way to fit this into the proper article, but it's still great:

The first EZTV Living Room Computer in history. http://goo.gl/lYzzZX

I'm a Gengar.

Your Wii U is missing one thing, Patricia.

Sleep easy tonight knowing this, kids.

Yet another video game webcomic that would have been funnier with one less panel.

Yes hopefully together we can put an end to the Gamer Threat.