DonJ needs a daddy so so badly. 

We will see how the rank and file Republicans fall in or out of line when he shuts the government down during an election year.

He didn’t wear one yet, the Star Wars stories take place a long time ago.

Nope, all she hears after the ineffable shrieks that are the language of the ancient and forgotten gods as they perform their unknowable machinations from the eternal void. Even now Gol’ Shrabyath stirs within the crystal prison beyond time, but coming up first is Sean Hannity.

You don’t really think the biblical literalists want you to take the bible literally do you?

Maybe kink shaming is their kink. 

Pistols at dawn! 

Yeah they really botched the circumcision.

We already made Robocop AND Robocop 2 I don’t see why we're even still making movies.  Cinema is obviously resolved as a medium. 

If the academy weren't such cowards I'd say they should televise the technical awards and not televise the actors.  I want to know who the real Best Boy was this year. 

“Brown people don't matter." -Fox News

I’m not an alcoholic,  I'm a socialist- communist drinker. 

Well they can’t win if they don’t cheat and they had to have help to cheat at the level they’re at now.

I bet the families of the people he murdered feel very bad about his feelings getting hurt. 

I don’t understand how all these people think that this denial train they try will ever work. “I don’t know these people. Well actually I met them once. Well actually we go golfing every weekend. Well actually we got matching Crime Buddies tattoos, but that’s not illegal and I had no idea about all these crimes. Well…

Such best 

Everyone please calm down. It’s not the appropriate time to discuss gun violence during this committee hearing on gun violence.

Minstrel Shows fell out of public favor by the 20s he had 60 freaking years to catch up. 

Works great in Nebraska they just made slavery illegal