You can’t take the high ground after committing the hate crime against flavor that is Bud Lite Lime.

Those aren't my counterfeit bills. The ones I made are much better quality.

Shoe polish is hard to wash off...

Hi Howard, salt of the earth middle America type here. Please fuck off at your earliest convenience, thanks.

“I’m going to boycott BGS! This is an outrage! I want my money back!” Plays Fallout 76 for 12,000 hours

Yeah they'd at least try to get assaulting an officer even if it wouldn't stick. 

If politics is a popularity contest then explain Ted Cruz. 

Can we just not let the boomers vote?

As someone in the arts, make sure you teach those funklets how to deal with white collar assholes and to fight for their worth. There’s business people everywhere that really like to take advantage of people who will still do the work because they love it or out of a sense of duty to the common good. 

Stick to expensive hot bean water, coffee man.

Whoah there,  biblical liberalism only applies when it fits a certain agenda. Don't be coming in here with all that love thy neighbor bs.

Also we're underestimating just how bad at crime doing these idiots are. 

That must be very exciting for you, remembering a time when you weren't poor and still not being poor today.

I don't care what the monkeys in the zoo have to say either but it's fun to watch them throw crap at each other. 

You underestimate how little Cocaine Mitch cares.

I doubt they'll wait even a minute. 

“We really need to focus on Benghazi and the Unranium One deal and Obama, and was someone just calling me I’ve got to go” *sounds of fleeing*

How about a statue honoring the brave Americans who tore the statue down.

It’s astonishing in a post Citizens United America these slimy chuds can even violate campaign finance laws. Like you have to be double secret corrupt.

I did my graduate thesis on this and it has been a great freaking day. The Farm Bureau and the Iowa Pork Producers wanted my head for a bit. There’s still many states with gag laws and we need to keep this stuff in check.