Exactly, don’t mix us up with those dirty Swedes.

Yeah fox won’t have any trouble throwing literally any woman under the bus for any reason real or imagined.

More like she was shedding her reptilian skin and needed a few days for the fresh carapace to harden. They always go full crazy.

So, right wing pundits take an afternoon off calling Sam Bee a cunt to fein outrage about Sam calling Ivanka a cunt, that tracks.

To add to this point, I recently read an article that stated 94% of people who post statistics about feminism with no citation are super into incest porn, which would explain it’s relative popularity.

That it’s not about endurance or length but how fast you go with little bit you have and that you finish first and loudly?

Players, put your pinky rings up for the Mooch!

I’ve never been more proud of Yankees fans. *wipes away a single tear*

This will make an amazing musical some day assuming we survive.

Please elaborate on Ollie’s furious grabbing and pearl necklaces, I’ve got to update my LiveJournal.

I’m Ollie North and I’m here to say methylphenidates are to blame in a major way.

*Except Phillipinos.

If our country survives Stupid Watergate it will be very entertaining to watch this all unravel.

I still don’t think he actually wanted to be president until towards the end when everyone on TV was saying he couldn’t win. He was planning on lining his pockets with campaign money and retiring into guest appearances, golfing, and banging pornstars again. He fancies himself a New York wiseguy, but New York wiseguys…

It’s pretty common practice now for artists of a certain level to have resale agreements that give the artist (and usually their rep) a percentage of resale for an amount of time after the first sale to avoid this kind of thing. It does bring all his other work up in value significantly though. So at least there’s…

Donj strikes me as the kind of guy who would be run out of town by a group of plucky teens after he tried to tear down the Rec center to put up a hair gel factory. Or buy the ski lodge and turn it into a luxury resort and only Jake Cool-Ice and his radical band of misfits can stop him.

Peace in the middle east was Jared’s job.

Hey we all put our Lululemons on one leg at a time right.

I’m more shocked that’s three different women. Do I have face blindness or are they trying to form some kind of Becky Voltron.