This is the in depth analysis I come here for.

Firstly, I’m sure to be having this forced on me at my next family gathering. Second, this now eclipses dishwasher salmon as the most onerous of Caucasian food mistakes. Thirdish, buy a heat gun, or learn to cook.

I really like What Trump can Teach Us About Con-Law and Opening Arguments which are both very informative and don’t really pander. Both are better than Trumpcast.

As a former SOB and Nebraska native, Shut the Fuck up Ben Sasse. Stop trying to make informed author Ben Sasse happen, that’s not a thing.

You make the assumption that she is capable of feeling shame.

What do you mean “you people”?

Exhibit A

When faced with the choice between a party that actively does not give a shit about you and one that at least pretends to, who will folks vote for?

I see a fair amount of older used dodges here, but that’s probably because the supply of Pontiacs has dried up.

I think we should be more concerned about his crazy turtle penis.

Poor James Marsden is the male lame bitch. Every single time he’s the better option and every single time he gets dumped or killed or dumped then killed. Why can’t he ever find love.

This seems kinda sudden, I wonder what they’re trying to get out ahead of?

That top pic looks like it was ripped straight from the pages of Tactical Dad magazine. Tan and tan and white sneakers is the spring look.

my dudes

Yeah I did. I wish that I wouldn’t have to.

He’s like a hamster that just pisses everywhere when threatened so predators will leave it alone.

I’m no constitutional scholar, but isn’t he butting up on the 10th ammendment here?

Oh honey...

Call me a biased liberal penis-haver but it may have something to do with treating women like actual people and not needing an instructional chart to find the clitoris.

So is she going for the Baroness look or is this just shorthand for evil white lady?