We all know that the only thing that can stop a crazed politician bend on world domination is a technology ninja.

We’re coming for your Busch and your Skoal! We need a sacrifice for the great Chug-n-Chaw!

Why would you try to make the ultimate video game when Burnout 3 already exists.

If you haven’t experienced the wonders of eating snout to tail you need a good abuelita or bà nội in your life.

I have a relative who was addicted to opioid pain killers and she got her supply by doctor shopping. Who do we execute there? Doctors? Insurance company employees?

Honky-ass cracker goes on national television to complain about the impotence of his snitching. This is some of the whitest bullshit I’ve ever seen, and my family is Swedish.

Of course he has a shared twitter with his wife. All sanctimonious assholes have shared social media. Many moons ago when I was religious, the church encouraged that to prevent “emotional affairs” for people trapped in shitty marriages.

Remember when he offhandedly said we should forgive Puerto Rico’s debts? Nothing he says means anything, just blowing hot air into the void.

I’m shocked it wasn’t 30 grand for an office bed.

Let’s not forget that Trump owned an airline that he ran into the ground.

He “Springtime for Hitler”-d himself.

No one wants to have to run premium in an accord, a type r though..

He’ll save children, but not the Trumps children.

All the folks I know about that complain about Twitter regularly get their dicks kicked in (thanks for that phrasing Mr. Roth) on twitter. So it’s def a case of I’m taking my ball and going home-itis.

Another point to consider is that highly specialized physicians almost exclusively treat patients with good insurance. General Practitioners and ER doctors will see the people most harmed by bills like the AHCA. So it could be a matter of lack of exposure to the effects of our current situation, though at this point I…

At least the bush administration had PowerPoint presentations. Trump’s av game is weak.

He has the HBO login everyone’s been using. What else could they do?

And Jazz music! Don’t forget it makes you like jazz music.

They need to keep the racist bs up so that white poor people don’t band together with minority poor people and start burning down mansions. “Because white people are in a tight spot and really need help but everyone else is lazy, shiftless, and irresponsible.”

Man I know it’s been a bit but Mystery is looking rough these days. It’s sad they won’t let him fly anymore.