So if he concedes, when can we expect the homosexuals to come and abort all the guns?

He does love to poll the electorate, or at least attempt to.

You have to admit that’s a pretty America move though.

But who will do the softball interview for his “I have a problem, am deeply sorry, and working to make things right” tour.

That might actually hurt him more.

Yeah moves on to the next bombastic, ridiculous thing. Momentum is all that keeps him afloat. He’s like a burglar that tosses your house so you can’t tell what all he’s made of with until long after he’s gone.

To be fair journalism is way easier and more fun if you just make stuff up. I wonder what batboy is up to.

Whenever Meredith is mentioned and not immediately followed by “the publishers of WOOD magazine” the 10 year old part of my soul is saddened.

I got as far as Pastor Flip and decided fuuuuuck this asshole. If you go by Flip and you aren’t Flip Wilson GTFO.

This stinky wonder goop has fixed many a headliner and seat for me.

The only thing that will kill a GOP career is being caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

What’s with all these massive land barges.

Republican legislator caught polling the male electorate, but seriously how much do you you either hate yourself or just not care to be such a hypocrite

I ran a successful kickstarter campaign and had to pay taxes on it. It was actually a ton of work. Crowd funding for non-meme people is actually hard.

Subaru Justy because look at it.

In these dark times we need DJ Jazzy Jeff and Kool Moe Dee more than ever.

I am genuinely astonished no one at Fox is calling voter fraud or election rigging yet.

Nobody tell him that us auto companies have plants outside the US and we import some of those cars...

I don’t see any aliens around, so you’re welcome.