Hi, I heard you needed an example.

-1 for not being brown, but still hubba hubba

Well three up, he kinda, almost owned up to bring a lying liar who lied instead of doubling down on a lie or setting his house on fire to change the conversation.

He acts like he’s already had several.

Well sexy Waluigi is a kink i didn’t know I had until now, Thanks Kotaku.

That sounds like a challenge

What if, it’s a fake out and it’s actually a Cadillac hybrid halo car. It would compete with the i8 and be like the EXR-V or something. They just made it look corvette-ish to throw us off.

Well some folk will never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll.

My toddlers have more emotional maturity and better impulse control.

 I’d wager more it’s a matter of trying to look more aristocratic. Old money has fine old furniture so we’ll fill our house with old crap to seem cultured and wealthy instead of gauche.

Quick game:

But, they found Jesus and they’re absolved of all the shitty things they did. Who wouldn’t want that.

Orrin Hatch, giving America the Provo Float since 1977.

Whoever, being a covered government person, with the intent to influence, solely on the basis of partisan political affiliation, an employment decision or employment practice of any private entity—

Well sternos were basically free (we had access to literally thousands of them) and so is the lemonade so that’s an enticing proposition to a broke alcoholic.

You were always the drug state. Have you been to Boulder?

I used to work for Aramark. One of the catering delivery guys liked to drink sterno mixed with lemonade. He was one of the better people there that wasn’t a college student. It’s not a great company.

*slow clap*

Why are Brett Michaels and Aaron Carter fighting? That lead picture is confusing.