would this be better

Your dermatologist’s step son, Chet would totally love this. Maybe he’ll get one if he buckles down and passes his pre-meds. He’s actually a good kid at heart, he just needs to learn to focus and get his priorities right.  

purple with Dodgey McDodgeface on the side

Gotta laugh at the the description from Nashville Speed Shop. First top shelf (like the finest cocaine and hookers) and how they state up front how HONEST they are EVERY transaction. That just sounds like alarm bells to me.

side note: love the color of your Z and the BRE air dam and if those are black watanabes you’re one of my new favorite people.

As a millenial (gross I know) Harley Davidson is a perfect example of the rampant consumerism and forced nostalgia of the Entitled Generation (sorry baby boomers that’s what we’re gonna call you).

Also reaching over to close the glove box after literally any bump

Use non-fat drymilk

I’m not sure if these were actual i-MiEVs or not but the university I worked for bought a bunch of these and took the doors off and used them for facman and to give campus tours and they seemed perfect for that. Faster than golf carts with better range. As cars though, not so much.

I haven’t been this proud since I won second wokest cashier at Whole Foods.

I doubt too much work went into this. Having worked on similar (though not video game related) projects. This smacks of “oh crap we need to do a controller too, oh well, we’ll knock it out on first revision.” Then it sails through approval on your “just get something out” version and you look like a hero for getting…

well it is a mustang

Yes but “for display use only”

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Oh my gawd there’s a swing door van version of the 600. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more than this.

I’m a graphic designer and tnr is perfectly fine, readable typeface that works ok for body copy. Minion is a nicer choice if you want to class things up a bit.

I think it was something about not paying taxes...

This is a little off topic, but can we take a moment and check out how super duper fucked up that cat’s face is. I took the liberty of removing part of the car to illustrate my point. I love you Richard Scarry but you do stuff like this on the regular and I can’t unsee it now.

Fix it again Charlie?

Nicolas Cage