Creases are dead, long live speed folds!

I wouldn’t google that, got a whole page full of a different kind of dongles.

Open patents yes, unique design that doesn’t conform to any standard but their own, also yes. So I’d call that a half Apple.

all of it, all the voltage.

Not quite this, but I appreciate the anti-consumerist sentiment.

Nah they just created a product that people wanted so they’re going stop making it because they hate making money. FFS Nintendo!

You won’t know until you let him try though.

No, I am the Citation.

Yeah I’d like to see a dog (no matter how much of a good boy/girl they are) properly wield the Ancient Bone Saber of Thúl âr Zabrinel.

god damnit have a star

It’s got a little banker’s visor on too! Adorable yet menacing, perfectly Japanese. 

That’s all well and good but who will avenge your untimely death at the hands of a vengeful wizard? I’ve got a goddamn squad of 5 ready. What have you got? Nothing. Now that wizard is laughing all the way to the bank with all your rubies.

The thing about blowing the doors off an Armored Car/Safe/Bank Vault is that it has a nasty habit of blowing up the stuff inside too.

I laughed out loud. Lagondas are awesome and one of the least crazy things there, and how often do you get to say that.

This fraking place. My father in law took me here one time in his tubbed out Camero. Parking lot full of hot rods and “pro-streets” that have never seen a rain or speeds over 40mph. Nothing but forced nostalgia and shitty food. Perfect for baby boomers.

hey bro hold my fish and watch this

Good lord who is holding all the beers for these people. There’s got to be some sort of mathematical paradox here or possibly a table? 

One of my high school buddies put hood pins on his DA integra. The latch still worked, so the hood pins were just attached to the hood and went up and down on it when he opened the hood.

If your only transportation is an older Ducati, then you are a braver or more foolish person than most.