My best friend in high school used his dad’s bridgeport to cross drill the brake rotors on his Saturn SC2. They cracked really badly and one blew apart in the mall parking lot as he was “testing” his improved stopping power. Brakes exploding is a very unique and terrifying experience.

Definitely falls under the Used Car Dealer Rule:

To be fair, insurance would be really cheap if it wasn’t for all the sick people.

I worked for Sears in 2007 and the entire sales strategy they had was get people to sign up for store credit cards. They had 4 different cards you could sign up for and they all had horrendous interest rates and terms. I’m so surprised they lasted past 2009.

A nuanced, years long draw down of force through extensive diplomatic negotiations is certainly the best way to do this. Is this administration capable of that? Not even a little bit. Aside from the US this general wave of popularism and nationalism in Europe and Russia being being more bold about it’s international…

So we set up a military presence in China to do that. I’m sure they’ll be just fine with that.

Wow. I didn’t think a person could look any more of a dork than on a recumbent. I was wrong. Thank you DrAdequate.

Baking is one thing, but has he tried musical theater. It worked for my neighbor Dan and his roommate.

Seems like a lot to refill the washer fluid, but hey I’m not German.

I get that this isn’t really why CR bashed it, but it’s an Italian car that looks like this and you’re driving around telling the world that you wanted the utility of a smallish hatchback with the reliability of a Fiat.

They’re bought by the “I’m never gonna buy a minivan!!” crowd. It’s a tall shitty caravan but without the stuff that makes a van actually useful. Like all trucks in this segment.

Quit bringing Jesus into this we’re talking about Christianity here.

Chewish

To be fair, the Marvel Universe is more canonically consistent. Christianity has been retconned all to hell, especially in recent years. I blame “cool pastors” and Zack Snyder.

He’s got a helmet on, see the chin strap.

This has to bother him the most. He wants so badly to be respected and revered but he never will be, not in the way the Obamas are. To top off the fact that Barack won’t rise to his goading and it makes him look like the crazy, petty asshole he is. Keep twisting that knife Barry you’re the only one who can.

Serious question Fox News, what’s with the leg fetish?

All luxury sports sedans will be in the shop a lot because this segment is full of complicated cars that are high strung and the people who buy new ones have the money to burn to keep them running. Well unless you get a Lexus, but why.

alternative math!

I demand we bring back leaded gas. If it’s good enough for my pencil it’s good enough for my car. Swap out the cat for a tube full of erasers and there’s no carbon emissions. Planet saved.