I'm not sure, I just found it online

M-O-O-N, that spells "this sounds like a brilliant idea."

I INVOKE THE RIGHT OF VELVEETA.

In case you need to know where it is.

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

Some of those "men's issues" you listed aren't even real anyway. For instance:

I worked a few months with Doctor Kawaoka and I can assure that here at the Umbrella Corp. level two biosafety lab in Raccoon City, ME there is zero chance of anything go wrong! So dont panic! rest assured, everything is under our rigorous safety controls.

Sorry, I'm already on my way to Vegas. "My life for you!"

The 1918 flu pandemic was an H1N1 strain. 10% to 20% of those infected, died. This amounted to 3% to 6% of the entire world population at the time. Why would you screw around with this stuff to make it even more deadly? The world population in 1918 was 1.8 billion. The population today is 7 billion.

We will meet in Boulder

Professor Kawaoka finished the interview by juggling glass vials of the influenza and yelling out YOLO.

Oh good. So it's not even "closely held", but still arguing for exemption under the guise of religious freedom? Better and better. :(

That's why I don't give the Catholic church much credit for being concerned about the poor. Birth control is crucial for getting not just women but whole communities out of poverty. The poorest countries tend to have the highest fertility rates.

No one is saying employers should be handing out BC pills at holiday Christmas parties, sheesh.

Employers pay wages to employees to compensate them for work. Health care coverage is part of that compensation; employees pay a portion of what is costs to get insurance for the employee, and the employee pays the rest. …

THIS. The Diocese of Pittsburgh has a very different motivation than Hobby Lobby, even if the people in charge do share the same religious beliefs.

My brother responded to my RBG Facebook post with "thank god she was in the minority". I refuse to engage, he's 50 and settled we'll never change each others minds, but honestly and seriously what the ever loving FUCK. How can anyone, even a middle aged christian male, support this decision? Oh, right, he has sons so…

I'm honestly shocked about the number of Universities and Colleges on the list. You'd think they'd be smarter then that. In the UK, even the University of Leeds isn't that dumb.

I made the mistake of taking this to FB this morning, which resulted in a concerned call from my mom saying to be nice and don't call names. I mean, yes, it's rude to call someone an idiot. I can and should do better. But it's hard to stay calm and collected about this issue, especially when the person (my cousin)…

I love how he's like "Okay... Let's DO THIS!! *Runs over rope* wtf? Um.. okay then.."

My darling Lindy,