I believe it. Most of my teaching career has been in schools that are largely Hispanic, native or black, and even my white colleagues who teach non-white students are mostly incredibly stupid, careless people who believe that acting white is acting right. I’ve fought against this kind of bullshit my whole career, and…

Oh yeah, I’ve had a parent change the baby on the tray table right next to me on a plane. Dad was in the aisle seat, mom in the middle and me in the window. Seatbelt sign was on, sure, but she just popped that tray table down and did it (business end facing me!) like it was no big deal (and the kid was kicking my…

So we’re basically sending in killmonger to combat red skull’s Georgia election rigging scheme? I’m fine with this.

“I knew you were an ambusher when you walked in the room!”

I believe the fuck out of this woman and I hope there is justice for her son and those whose lives were ended because they were sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Sure tip him a buck, but only if he tips you when you check his groceries out. 

I don’t know, this guy works in a grocery store, probably gets paid as much as the barista MINUS the barista’s tips, and you want him to pay an extra dollar on top of whatever he’s paying for the discounted Americano that really ought to be free (or at least one freebie/shift)? Eesh. I wouldn’t want that dollar.

Did you actually think there was a even a remote possibility The Salty Waitress would tell you to not tip?

The difference is goblins, demons, Jason and Freddy are fake. No one has been murdered by Pinhead or Godzilla in real life.

...oh, and this is an iiiiiiiinteresting tweet...

When Ferguson PD left Michael Brown’s body to rot in the summer sun, they were sending a message to the neighborhood (we don’t care about minorities and might kill you for jaywalking). Covering the van sends a similar message to a different audience (we care very much about MAGAts and don’t want them blamed for this) .…

This is a good opportunity to repost Ian’s video essay on Fury Road

Fox News can throw itself into the sun. Every last motherfucker that helps to put that shit on the air.

Let any minority flash a sword on the street and see how fast they’re put down. Yet the cops just told this guy to move along. smh.

That wasn’t just “one of them,” it was the founder Gavin McInnes, who is a giant douchebag. 

Supposedly the sword was plastic, but I’m not buying that.

... even though carrying a blade that long is illegal, and brandishing a weapon besides...

My BFF is a funeral director, and childless. When someone asks her this question, usually an older relative, she asks in the sweetest voice, when are you planning on dying. 

SAY IT.  Thanks so much for this piece.

Fun fact: Mark Millar once wrote a story about the teenage sexcapades of Aunt May, Uncle Ben, and Peter’s parents. It was a story nobody wanted and no one asked for.