Now the city is going to have to settle for six digits over a nothing fine. Citizens should be outraged for the sake of humanity, but there are a lot of pieces of shit humans out there so here’s another appeal:

This is definitely a first child ever discussion. Trust me, by the third it’s like, “I’m going into labor honey! But lets wait until this shows ends before we go.”

I would go if I was 36 weeks pregnant myself. Never miss a chance. Fenway would be a great trip. #GenX

It’s important to him that the people in his neighborhood know that he is the type of dude who has seen Pearl Jam 18 times.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Literally no one is arguing that you can exclusively breastfeed a 12-18 month old and meet their nutritional needs. That doesn’t mean breastmilk can’t still be a source of nutrition. I mean, I wouldn’t eat a diet of 100% yogurt, but that doesn’t mean there’s no value in me eating some yogurt every day.

“I’ll admit that I have never breastfed a child. My wife and I adopted, so she bottle fed the kids.” SHE did? You didn’t help her feed your shared children? This guy sucks.

You think comfort isn’t a need to a 15-month-old? Or a three-year-old?

Funeral, absolutely yes, you may breastfeed at mine. Or any of my friends’ or loved ones’. Please, I want you to be there with that baby. I don’t want you to have to leave. Be among the living. Show us life. Take us out of our grief for a nanosecond seeing that baby.

My breast feeding experiences? My first baby got so worked up she would continue screaming around my nipple, and I would have to squirt milk into her mouth and listen to her gargle-scream for a bit, before she would realise she already had what she was so vociferously demanding. One time I fed her in a pub. My husband…

What if the person is diabetic and needed a snack or some juice ASAP so they won’t pass out during a ceremony? If its a religious ceremony in a church, those things could go on for an hour or more. I don’t see any difference between feeding a hungry baby vs attending to an immediate health issue. I guess in both cases…

another mom here who has always been uncomfortable with public nudity, and who nevertheless ended up pulling a boob or two out in many, many situations that I never anticipated would involve flashing people.

I kind of feel like about 60% of us have been under an unofficial State of Emergency for about 20 months now.

The list of heart attack symptoms is enough to drive anyone crazy. I can sometimes be prone to hypocondria and think, “my back hurts! I’m slightly nauseous! I’m having a heart attack!” And it turns out that I overdid it in Pilates and shouldn’t have eaten that questionable airport sushi. It’s not fair that heart…

I’m a first responder. We use a fancy HeartStart machine that does basic EKGs and can also deliver a shock. I was actually surprised when I found out that it can really only look at issues on the left side of the heart, which is where men typically have problems. Women are more likely to have right side issues. From…

Congrats to all of the perfect parents in the comments.  Every parent who has had this happen didn’t think they needed a reminder, either.

To Everyone who thinks this can never happen to them:

God bless goldfish crackers, cheddar bunnies, dehydrated fruit, and any number of other non-perishable, easily-carried snacks that kept my beloved nephew from Hulking out in public.

*thousand yard stare as she remembers a few meals where she forgot the goldfish crackers and all hell broke loose*

Believe you me... they’re trying to get rid of it.