I am so worried for that kid. He still has a year left in that Hellmouth. Is anyone trying to help him?  I would donate a lot to a “Get Blue into college and away from these people” fund. 

Some exclusively breastfed babies’ poop smells literally like yogurt. To this day, if someone opens a yogurt next to me, I have a Pavlovian response to go grab a box of wipes.

I generally used to believe these situations were so rare as to be near mythical, but just yesterday someone told me she changed her baby right on the plane on her seat and was angry that the flight attendant told her to go to the bathroom. Granted, her family was taking up the whole row so she wasn’t changing inches…

Even better, there’s video of one of them brandishing a sword at the protestors. The police just told him to put it away.

Not just women politicians. Weren’t they chanting Lock Her Up about Ford at one of these rallies?

She could be angling for Lindsey Graham’s seat. Graham has been openly calling for Trump to replace Sessions after the midterms, and he seems to have been mugging for enough applause to get the appointment himself.

Yes!  Thank you! 

Fun idea and all, but I’ll bet assholes use it as an excuse to grope women at least a couple times a week.  

Someone posted a tweet “Conservative women saying that “if that’s assault, then all women have been assaulted!” are sooo close.” But I can’t find the tweet again.

I’m totally fine with them being asexual life partners too!

Our neighbor across the street has NRA slogans plastered all over every inch of their trucks.

They forget where their guns are. It’s almost the entire reason so many toddlers shoot themselves.

I have an indoors only cat now. (After years and years of indoor/outdoor cats on a farm.) Does it suck having to be careful the cat never gets out? Yep! But so does cleaning up vomit or emptying the litter box. Some of the responsibilities of keeping a pet stink. Literally and metaphorically. But that’s just part…

At first you think, “these maternity clothes are a scam! Why would a pay for clothes I’m only going to wear a few months anyway?

Yeah, I have zero worries eating morels because absolutely nothing looks like them that grows in the same region at the same time of year. 

Well, not sleeping again tonight....

You can definitely get lucky and feed the baby before rage screaming. HOWEVER, babies being babies, sometimes they go from asleep to I AM DYING OF HUNGER in about 2 seconds. Or you try to feed baby before the big even but they’re too tired or distracted or cranky to get a good meal in, so they just get hangry 15…

Yep. The heart attack signs for women are so useless it hurts. Extreme fatigue, disturbed sleep, a stomach ache, sense of fucking impending doom?  Sounds like being a god damned woman in the year 2018 to me. 

It’s no coincidence that we have a large increase in accidental car deaths now that children are in car seats, in the back seat, and now rear-facing until at least two years old in many states. The parents can’t see or interact as much with them, and they’re more likely to fall asleep.

Some folks are saying the parents should just order from the kids menu if it’s a common item like mac and cheese. But they’re missing a crucial factor - timing. Food almost never comes out fast enough for toddlers at a restaurant. If your choice is between letting the lady feed her kid, or the kid screaming their head…