This plan is the weirdest mix of super permissive and super authoritarian. If you’ve got a kid who has been struggling on a math problem all night, why WOULDN’T you help them if they finally gave up at 8:30 and asked for help? You’re just punishing the overly ambitious kids who want to be self reliant. You’re also…

I’ll admit it, I do have phone anxiety! But I’ve also got a mild sound processing disorder, so I can barely understand folks on the other side of the phone to begin with, and I’m just screwed if the other person has even the smallest accent.

There’s also the catch 22 that most things that increase school safety from shooters risks turning them into death traps in case of a major fire.

Fun times!

People are acting super pissed that the video is being shared on the news.

If I think I’m about to die and my final act is to try and document the violence to shove it in the world’s face, you better believe I would want every fucking channel ever airing it.

Being “respectful” and hiding the blood and bodies and…

Literal death screams of children okay, but don’t you ear let the people at home hear a profanity!

It’s the Patriots logo. Pretty much exactly.

The father and paperwork isn’t that odd. I don’t think my husband has ever even touched our kids’ birth certificates.

Or children in the home. Two unlocked and loaded guns with no safety? Yikes.

I’m honestly surprised these are by the same artist. The faces have so much more clarity to them, while Michelle’s portrait is almost muddy.

Did they explain (in actual detail) why they made her so pale? Googling “why did they make Nefertiti so white” just brings up... uh.. some. VERY RACIST websites.

The airline gave her a later flight for FREE, so she would have ample time to figure something out.

There’s a weird but interesting European tradition of “exotic” protagonists being secretly white protagonists lost at birth and raised by the outsider culture.

Everyone else “I learned so much volunteering at the garden club my junior summer!”

Porn is just the tip (no pun intended) of the iceberg.

On the bright side Maddi, you now have an EXCELLENT and eye catching topic for all your college application letters.

Yep, give ‘em implants and IUDs. No pills to forget or be unable to afford, no prescriptions to run out, no way for a guy practicing reproductive coercion to sabatoge the birth control or flush pills down the toilet.  

Fake checks, huh? Real violent criminal you’ve got there, judge.

Guilt? Hell no! No one should ever feel socially forced to produce a child they aren’t prepared to care for.

When I had my first kid, the suggest, deadliest outbreak of listeria was from packaged ice cream.

It’s a matter of severity. Someone who washes their hands a lot because they don’t like the feeling of dirty fingers, that’s normal. Someone that washes their hands 100 times until they’re bleeding - that’s a problem. Same with “fidgeting” - they’re probably describing severe or constant tics more serious than the…