I have worried about my kids dying or suffering in climate change chaos every day since November 2016.

That’s entirely because the parent took that dinosaur in the desperate hope that their damn kid would sit in it without screaming bloody murder and just let them get food to keep everyone alive for a week.

I’m very sorry for your loss.

Not if you live in the country, though. My folks work outside all the time and don’t take their phones because it’s so easy to destroy phones on a farm. And they haven’t physically locked their house in 20 years.

It’s an amazing speech, and could have been part of a beautiful feel-good ad about volunteering, but they reaaaally needed to reconsider splicing in the usual... ah... truck imagery. What does being a cowboy have to do with serving, for instance?

I have to wait for in depth reviews to see if I can take my kid. He’s the sort to get upset about all the workers on the Death Star when it blew up, so I have to tread carefully with his media...

I don’t thing the sentence is saying people are just choosing formula, but rather that they are choosing that particular brand of formula. The operative word is “YOUR formula.” :)

I always thought families kissing on the lips were kinda weird, until I had a baby who looooved kissing on the lips. And you know what? It was freaking great, and the SWEETEST thing ever.

I’ll even admit I was awfully sad when he went to preschool and learned kissing was “yucky.” (No, I did not show him I was sad…

I had to go check for myself that it’s a real, verified account. Fox News fact checking Trump? What bizarro world are we living in? Did a rogue employee find the twitter account unlocked?

I could watch my kid’s animojis ALL DAY. Cute kid animojis are the best.

Not the dreamers. The bill the Whitehouse was putting forward wanted to end ALL family reunification for even legal immigrants to the US besides children under 18 years of age and spouses.

I was a bit flabbergasted myself, which is why I laughed about it and told my husband. I wasn’t about to risk any other food by a kitchen that could screw up chowder. Shouldn’t it have been premade? Isn’t that the point of basic soups on the menu that are supposed to come before the entrees?

Crunchy as in very undercooked, not completely raw. They’d definitely been cooking for long enough to have any exposed surface be safe, and the crunchy bits in the middle of each potato bite were not pleasant, but perfectly safe. No salmonella inside potatoes, thank goodness! (You don’t want to eat raw potatoes all…

Yeah, can you imagine having that much energy? I have worked retail. All I wanted to do is get to the end of the day and go home.

Because it’s a terribly cruel deal that wants to cut off people from their families.

I had early onset PUPPPs and it was the wooooorst. Usually it only comes on in the last two weeks, but mine started in the last two months. Just describing it as an itch doesn’t do it justice - I had to sleep with my hands taped in socks so I wouldn’t scratch myself bloody in my sleep. It must have some weird immune…

Man, I’ll be honest with you guys, my five year old already messages family and friends, just on my account. He especially loves sending his dad roughly TEN MILLION emoji while his dad is at work.

The ONLY public fight I have ever gotten into with my husband was over sending food back. We had waited an hour to get our food and I was starving, but my chowder had crunchy potatoes in it.

Husband wanted to send it back, but I was hangry and didn’t flipping care! I don’t send food back unless it’s unsafe or…

I think Boston still has too much egg on its face over the GE deal to grovel too abjectly to Amazon.

The ONLY useful thing pinterest has ever done for me was to let me know you can pop open the triangle sides of the juice box to make two little handles for your kid to grip without spraying juice everywhere.