The same situation is happening to a lesbian couple as well, which may be why they tried to use a broader descriptive word.

Yep! You can schedule the scan earlier, but chances are they won’t be able to see everything and you’ll just be left terrified until your next scheduled sonogram when the baby is actually big enough to measure properly.

CHIP is basically the only thing the Democrats got out of the mini shutdown. It’s funded for six years, and mostly intact rather than with some of its important parts torn to shreds as the Republicans intended.

I have a super uncommon name AND I was named after one of my dad’s ex-girlfriends.

Man, kids go through my yard ALL THE TIME and you know what I do?

We actually don’t know if he called the police. It’s not exactly the kind of information they would happily volunteer at this point.

Who cares about porn? Just wait until the political trolls get their hands on it. You thought 2016 was bad, just wait until they’re circulating “footage” of Obma and Hillary and the latest progressive candidate having sex with teenagers in that poor pizza restaurant’s nonexistent basement.

Geeze, the poor kid.

I suspect I’m one of those people who are silent flu carriers, because I’ve basically never gotten the flu. Seems impossible that I’ve never gotten it, so I must just not show symptoms.

Of course, I get my flu shots these days anyways, just to do my part for herd immunity.

I was all set to roll my eyes, but yeah, that commercial is kind of dickish. It’s one thing to sigh about about faux-gluten-intolerance faddies, but another thing entirely to call them gross.

They’re closing our local store. I am surprised by how bummed out by this I am. I know it’s “just” a store, but I love taking my kids there. And the Target and Walmart toy sections don’t even begin to have as much selection.

This sucks!

I made a beef-drippings cocktail in college and it tasted amaaaaazing (yes, even without being drunk beforehand.) But you need incredibly good meat juice to pull it off. KFC gravy is..... not good.

I order double glasses of water, because few waitstaff are capable of keeping up with how much I drink, and I can’t stand eating without something to wash it down with.

Yeah, I’m fully aware I am weird.

Ever hear the phrase “We must have our bread, but we must have our roses too.” ? Some things nourish the body, and some things nourish the soul.

Not unless you are vegetarian. There’s plenty of horn and etc produced by the meat industry alone.

Friends of my family had this happen. Two completely regular kids, one kid who was never quite right. Like, they were animal lovers who worked in animal rescue while he got caught setting fire to barns. I had a few conversations with him when they were over at our house, and you could just tell no one was home.

I dunno... I think part of the appeal of these sorts of shows is a little wish fulfillment that a bunch of fun, kind friends could show up and make YOUR life better. They seem exceedingly charming and likable, and perfect in this role.

Better this than like, the human trashcan shows that specialize in showing people at…

“Currently leading a campaign called Strawless Ocean, Grenier recently told CNN that when he’s in L.A. or New York he receives up to 10 straws a day in his “iced coffee, smoothies, soda, and cocktails.”

Good lord, man, you may be part of the problem. Maybe try drinking some water once in a while?

The only thing I insist on doing is grabbing all the straw wrappers and sugar packets and icky napkins and crumpling them in one ball, as small as I can make it. ‘Cause apparently my children spent their previous lives as paper shredders.

If the employees are paid hourly, then they’re missing out on part of their paycheck as well as long as the stores stay closed